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Let's Roast Jaron While He's Gone
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| Jace_Varitek | Date: Saturday, 15 Aug 2015, 10:38 PM | Message # 1 |
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| I'll go first.
Jaron Park will drive up to 5 miles over the speed limit, but he'll feel bad about it.
Jace Varitek
Former Jedi Padawan
Pilot of the gas tanker Taloraan Sunrise
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| Jace_Varitek | Date: Saturday, 15 Aug 2015, 10:39 PM | Message # 2 |
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| Jaron Park thinks The Phantom Menace is the best Star Wars.
Jace Varitek
Former Jedi Padawan
Pilot of the gas tanker Taloraan Sunrise
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| Ilanah_Ilyone | Date: Saturday, 15 Aug 2015, 10:49 PM | Message # 3 |
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| You're not supposed to pull out the big guns that soon into the roast.
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| Jace_Varitek | Date: Saturday, 15 Aug 2015, 10:51 PM | Message # 4 |
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| You're right. My bad. How about...
Jaron Park still has a Blockbuster card.
Jace Varitek
Former Jedi Padawan
Pilot of the gas tanker Taloraan Sunrise
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| Ilanah_Ilyone | Date: Sunday, 16 Aug 2015, 0:09 AM | Message # 5 |
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| Jaron Park....he likes to blow....pipes.
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| Jace_Varitek | Date: Sunday, 16 Aug 2015, 0:31 AM | Message # 6 |
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| It's too bad Jaron Park couldn't be here tonight.
He's at a skirt-wearing convention.
(Come ON, Jace. You can do better than that... Shape up, man. Shape up.)
Jace Varitek
Former Jedi Padawan
Pilot of the gas tanker Taloraan Sunrise
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| Jace_Varitek | Date: Sunday, 16 Aug 2015, 1:48 AM | Message # 7 |
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| Jaron Park takes the stick out of popsicles and eats them with a fork.
Jace Varitek
Former Jedi Padawan
Pilot of the gas tanker Taloraan Sunrise
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| Jace_Varitek | Date: Sunday, 16 Aug 2015, 8:37 PM | Message # 8 |
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| Jaron Park says "heighth" instead of "height."
Jace Varitek
Former Jedi Padawan
Pilot of the gas tanker Taloraan Sunrise
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| Daneira_Farris | Date: Monday, 17 Aug 2015, 6:54 PM | Message # 9 |
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| Jaron murders routers and modems in his sleep.
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| Gigantic_J | Date: Tuesday, 18 Aug 2015, 10:02 PM | Message # 10 |
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| I'm banishing all of you to The Box.
Jaron
Canon Master of The Will of the Force
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| Ilanah_Ilyone | Date: Tuesday, 18 Aug 2015, 10:05 PM | Message # 11 |
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| You brought this on yourself, really. You're the one who left us unsupervised.
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